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A LABOUR politician has defended his beliefs in extra-terrestrial life – after claiming to have fathered a child with an alien.
Married father-of-three Simon Parkes, who represents Stakesby on Whitby Town Council, said his wife had rowed with him after revealing he had a child called Zarka with an alien he refers to as the Cat Queen.
The 53-year-old driving instructor said he has sexual relations with the alien about four times a year.
“What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say ‘I’m ready’ and then the technology I don’t understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the earth,” he explained. …
… Sex is out of this world for British city council member Simon Parkes.
The 53-year-old politician, who represents Whitby, is raising eyebrows because of his belief that he fathered an extraterrestrial child — named Zarka — with an alien he calls the Cat Queen. His real mother, he says, is a 9-foot-tall green alien with eight fingers, according to the Northern Echo.
He revealed his other-worldly past in a new TV documentary, “Confessions Of An Alien Abductee,” and claims he’s been getting down and dirty with higher beings about four times a year. …