It’s not just Trump having access to our nukes that we have to worry about. Here’s the scene that played in my head having long ago heard the nutty theories about our weather weapons:
“You’re kidding me? We can do that? Oh hell yes, let’s quake someone! Yes, now, right now! Uh, start with someone we are sure can’t hit us back. How many other countries have this? I’m going to love being president! Wait, Tsunami warning? So … Fukishima? Oh my…”
Of course, I’m just kidding. Or am I?