Trump tests HAARP?

A new, powerful tremor has taken place in New Zealand just hours after a massive earthquake hit the same area, at one point triggering tsunami warnings in parts of the country.

It’s not just Trump having access to our nukes that we have to worry about. Here’s the scene that played in my head having long ago heard the nutty theories about our weather weapons:

“You’re kidding me? We can do that? Oh hell yes, let’s quake someone! Yes, now, right now! Uh, start with someone we are sure  can’t hit us back. How many other countries have this? I’m going to love being president! Wait, Tsunami warning? So … Fukishima? Oh my…”

Of course, I’m just kidding. Or am I?

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